He Pōʻakahi pōʻeleʻele ia ma Big Apple i kēia pule ʻoiai ua huki ʻia ke kelepona uku hope loa mai ka wahi o Times Square ma waena o Manhattan a huki ʻia e like me kahi puʻu ʻōpala.Pono ia i loko o ka hale hōʻikeʻike, manaʻo ʻoe, inā like ʻoe me mākou.Mai hopohopo, ʻo ia ka mea a kēia duo e hele nei.
Ua hoʻomaka ia i ka makahiki 2014 i ka wā i hoʻohiki ai ʻo Mayor de Blasio e pana i ka manaʻo o ka pono alanui i ka wā e hiki mai ana.Mai ia manawa, ua hoʻololi ʻia nā kelepona uku ma New York City ma kahi o 2,000 Link Wi-Fi kiosks e hāʻawi ana i nā kelepona home manuahi, ka hoʻopiʻi ʻana i nā hāmeʻa, a, ʻoiaʻiʻo hoʻi, ke komo pūnaewele.Hāʻawi pū lākou i ka ʻike o ka wā, ke kaʻa a me ka nūhou kaiaulu.
He nui nā kelepona uku kūʻokoʻa o ke kūlanakauhale, no laila pono ʻo Superman i kahi e hoʻololi ai ʻoiai hiki iā Bill lāua ʻo Ted ke hoʻomau i ka hele ʻana i ka home.Eia nō naʻe, inā pono ʻoe e kelepona a ʻaʻohe wahi e hele ai, no ʻoe ke kiosk Link.
ʻOiai ʻaʻole i hana kāu kīpē Cap'n Crunch i nā makahiki he mau makahiki, he lā kaumaha loa ia i ka mōʻaukala no Jolly Wrencher, nona ka mea mua e pili ana i kahi pahu ʻulaʻula kahiko.Ua ʻike mākou i ka hoʻomau ʻana o nā kelepona uku ma ke ʻano he kiʻi, no laila he hōʻailona maikaʻi ia.
Ke hele mau nei ka emi ʻana o nā kelepona uku no kekahi mau makahiki."Ke keʻena nui" ma Gardena, Kaleponi.E mālama i nā pā kelepona i wehe ʻia ma ka hale kaʻa ma hope o lākou no kekahi manawa.I kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, ua hōʻike ʻo 2600 magazine i ke kiʻi o kēia mau mea nani i haʻalele ʻia (koʻu kiʻi).ʻO ke kiosk Wi-Fi i ʻōlelo ʻia ma luna nei ua lawe i ka hana o ke kāhea ʻana i ka home.Ua ʻike au i nā hale kelepona WiFi ma Australia a me Iapana.
ʻO ka puke pai kahiko 2600. Ke ola nei nā kiʻi o kēia mau mea kupanaha lehulehu a he mea hoʻomanaʻo i kēia manawa.Ua loli nui ke kelepona.Mai nā laina kelepona, nā uku lōʻihi, nā laina ʻikepili, nā laina kelepona a me nā mea hou aku.Ua hoʻohana au i ka hoʻopunipuni kālā ma ke kulanui me kahi pahu kālā kahiko me kahi laina ʻeleʻele a melemele paha.
Ah, hoʻomanaʻo.
ʻOiai ma ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni Superman mua a Christopher Reeves, ua paʻakikī ʻo ia i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi hale kelepona.Ua loaʻa iā ia kahi kelepona uku, akā he kelepona ʻaʻohe hale lole.
Manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke hana hou i ka hiʻohiʻona Superman maʻamau [ʻike ʻo ia ʻaʻole nā hale kelepona piha ma Manhattan?
Ma kahi a puni he pahu ʻulaʻula kaʻu i hana ai mai kahi autodialer AT&T. Ma kahi a puni he pahu ʻulaʻula kaʻu i hana ai mai kahi autodialer AT&T. Где-то здесь у меня есть красная коробка, которую я сделал из автодозвона AT&T. Ma kahi o ʻaneʻi, loaʻa iaʻu kahi pahu ʻulaʻula aʻu i hana ai mai kahi kelepona AT&T.在这附近的某个地方，我有一个用AT&T 自动拨号器制作的红色盒子。 AT&T 自动拨号器制作的红色盒子。 Где-то здесь у меня есть красная коробка с автодозвоном AT&T. Loaʻa iaʻu kahi pahu kelepona AT&T ʻulaʻula ma ʻaneʻi ma kahi.I koʻu noho ʻana ma laila, lawe au iā ia i ka ʻaha kūkā 2600 ma Wakinekona DC a ua hoʻokipa maikaʻi ʻia.Ua kūʻai au i kahi kelepona ma ka ʻahaʻaina ham Dayton (ʻaʻole ʻo Hamvention, aia ma Hara Arena, akā i ʻAukake a i ʻole kekahi mea) a ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā e hana ia, no laila kūʻai wale wau.
I koʻu neʻe ʻana i kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi mea kahiko i loko o ka hale lole.Auē, haʻalele au i ka pākaukau i loko.Ma waho aʻe, 2600 maʻiʻo mau nō?He manawa lōʻihi i hala aku nei ua hele au i kahi hālāwai ma New York, ma kahi o ia manawa aia ka mīkini Metrocard i ke kukui.
Ke kūʻai nei au i nā makasina a ʻae, hui au ma hope ma ka papa inoa.Eia naʻe, e like me ka hapa nui o nā mea, ʻaʻole nui nā mea i hala.
Ke lanakila mālie nei ʻo Big Brother.ʻAʻole hiki ke ola i kēlā me kēia lā me ka ʻole o kahi kelepona e hoʻouna i kāu neʻe ʻana, kēlā me kēia huaʻōlelo iā Google, Samsung, Apple, Winnie the Pooh a me ka NSA.
ʻAʻole i lōʻihi loa, aia kekahi manawa i hoʻoweliweli ka poʻe mai ka GDR i ko lākou ola e pale aku i kēia nānā hoʻonāukiuki.
ʻO ka hoʻopiʻi ʻana e pili ana i ke kelepona paʻa e like me ka hoʻopiʻi ʻana no kahi modem Internet.I mea e hana ai nā mea ʻelua, pono lākou i kahi ʻōnaehana ʻaʻole ma lalo o ka mana o kekahi.Hale kiaʻi kelepona mua, DSLAM hope a i ʻole like.Inā hopohopo ka poʻe i kahi kaikuaʻana a i ʻole kaikaina, pono lākou e haʻalele i ka hui.Ua lawa pono.
Inā loaʻa iā ʻoe ke kelepona paʻalima, ke nānā mau nei ia iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole kāu pūnaewele (ʻo ia ka hewa).
Ke ulu nei ka pupule.He laʻana ka Corona app, hoʻonohonoho i nā kuleana komo a hiki i nā ID digital a i ʻole nā pūnaewele waihona kālā ke hilinaʻi nui nei i nā kelepona.ʻAʻole lawa nā kelepona paʻa lima maʻamau, e like me nā SMS/memo kikokikona.
No laila ʻae, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻohana i kāu kelepona i kēia lā, ua palena ʻoe.ʻAʻole lawa ka ʻike pūnaewele wale nō.
ʻO ka nūhou, ʻaʻole ʻoe he mea nui a hoihoi paha i kekahi e makemake e kiu iā ʻoe, ʻoiai ʻo ka nui o ka lā a i ʻole kāu paranoid schizophrenic auditory hallucinations e haʻi iā ʻoe.
Ua lawa ka mana helu ma ke ao.ʻAʻohe mea e mālama pono iā ʻoe e hoʻohana ponoʻī i kēia ʻikepili no nā kumu ʻē aʻe.
E nīnau i kēlā poʻe kao akamai a pau i hoʻopaʻa ʻia inā manaʻo lākou he "mea nui."
He wahaheʻe kēia, no ka mea, aia nā kānāwai e hōʻike maopopo ana i kēia (a hoʻopaʻapaʻa pinepine ʻia i ka ʻaha hoʻokolokolo), e hoʻolauna ana i ka mākaʻikaʻi lehulehu me ka ʻole o ka kānalua a i ʻole ka ʻae ʻana.
ʻAʻole ia e pili ana i ka nānā ʻana… e pili ana i ke "no ke aha" ʻo ia me ʻoe.ʻAʻole au e ʻaʻahu i kahi kaula (koe inā makemake ʻoe i ka "hōʻoluʻolu" a ʻaʻohe mea e manaʻo mehameha a hopohopo ʻole…).Ke hoʻomaha wau, hoʻomaka kaʻu kelepona e ʻohi i ka lepo.No ka hoʻokaʻaʻike mai iaʻu, e waiho i kahi leka ma kāu laina ʻāina (ʻo ia, he laina ʻāina / laina pūnaewele i kēia manawa) a e hoʻopili wau iā ʻoe ke hoʻi au i ka home, a i ʻole e hele i ka lawaiʻa e ʻike iaʻu…
Ke hoʻomanaʻo nei au i ka hoʻohana ʻana i ʻelua mau hale kelepona ma ke kahua mokulele i koʻu hele ʻana me ka hui.Pau o kekahi au.
He maʻa maʻamau koʻu luna e holoi i ke kelepona uku ma mua o ka hoʻohana ʻana.A laila ʻike wau noʻu iho i ka nui o lākou.
Manaʻo wau pehea e hiki ai i ka Mīkini ke hoʻopili iā Finch i kēia manawa - pono ʻo Shah a me Fusco i kā lākou kelepona.
Pono nā kelepona lehulehu no nā poʻe i hoʻokuʻu ʻole ʻia ma ka pūnaewele maʻamau a hauʻoli mau ke pāʻani.
ʻO ka loaʻa ʻana o ke kelepona hele ʻo ia ʻo Bieng ma ka pūnaewele noʻu a me nā mea ʻē aʻe he nui, ʻo kaʻu hihia hoʻohana ʻo ka pūnaewele kahi aʻu e noho nei ʻaʻohe koho ʻē aʻe, haʻalele au i nā laina ʻāina, ʻaʻohe oʻu kelepona, ʻo kaʻu hana āpau ma ka Pūnaewele Hoʻopiha i nā kumuwaiwai aʻu e hoʻāʻo nei. e paʻakikī i ka hahai ʻana e like me ka hiki.ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻokomo ʻana i nā helu “uku ʻole” a i ʻole nā helu ʻole i kāu kikowaena Wi-Fi inā loaʻa nā ʻano ulia pōpilikia a me nā pōʻino.
Akā ke manaʻo nei au ua hoʻohana mua ʻia lākou e ka poʻe i loaʻa ʻole kelepona ma ka home.No laila, holo lākou i ke kihi a kāhea i kahi kaʻa a i ʻole ʻAnakala Bob.I ka makahiki 1972, he kumu kā mākou i hōʻea mai nei mai UK mai, a ʻōlelo ʻo ia ʻaʻole maʻamau ka kelepona ma ka home e like me Kanada.
ʻO ka hoʻololi ʻana i nā kelepona uku inā ʻaʻole ʻoe ma ka home e hana wale ʻia ke lilo ke kelepona home i kali.A laila nalowale lākou i ka hoʻohana ʻana i ke kelepona.
Ua hala nā lā i hele ai nā Waltons i ka hale kūʻai o Ike e hoʻohana i kā lākou kelepona.I ka wā i kū ai ʻo Jim Rockford ma ke kelepona uku e kāhea aku i ka wā e alualu ana i kahi mea kānalua.
Me ka hiki ʻana mai o ka lekiō, ua ʻike ʻia nā hale kelepona i loko o nā mākaʻi.I ka wā mua, he walkie-talkie ko ka ʻelele, akā ʻaʻole hiki i nā kaʻa kiaʻi ke pane mai ma ka walkie-talkie, no laila, kū lākou ma kahi keʻena kelepona.
ʻIke ʻia, ma kahi o Manhattan, hoʻokahi a ʻelua paha pahu kelepona paʻa i pani ʻia.
ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo ua hoʻohana lākou i nā hale kelepona mai ka wā i hele mai ai ʻo Google Voice.ʻAʻohe pono e nānā i kahi mea e hoʻolohe ana iā ʻoe, a ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī o ka VPN i ka nānā ʻana mai ka ʻoluʻolu o kou home.
ʻO nā mea liʻiliʻi ʻakaʻaka, nā trolls (keiki) e nīnau ana i nā nīnau me ka piʻo ʻana i ka "sexual" i ka wā i lilo ai ka "ʻike ʻōlelo" i "mea" akā ʻaʻole i hemolele.ʻAʻole ʻike ka ʻōnaehana i ka mea e ʻōlelo ai.'Ōlelo lākou i ka hola hauʻoli.
He kanaka hānau au no Nu Ioka.E hoʻolohe i nā ʻōlelo a pau e pili ana i ka holoi ʻana, ka holoi ʻana.He hanana kaumaha maoli.Mahalo i ka mea kākau no nā kuhikuhi ʻana iā Clark, Bill, Ted, kahi hoʻomanaʻo nui o ka lā nui o Gotham.E like me kā Hawkeye Pierce i ʻōlelo ai."E ʻike iā ʻoe ma kahi pepa hoihoi!"
Ma Los Angeles, i loko o kekahi o kā mākou hale ʻaina "kula kahiko", ʻo Philip's (kaulana no kāna "Sauce Palani" sandwiches), aia kahi pahu kelepona lāʻau kahiko ma ka puka makani ma kekahi o nā paia.Pono kēlā me kēia malihini e hele mai a lawe i kahi selfie.
ʻAʻole wau i hoʻomanaʻo i koʻu ʻike ʻana iā lākou.Akā, ʻike ʻia lākou i ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni, a ʻo "North by Northwest" hiki ke noʻonoʻo.Also Charlie.
Aia wau ma QC Montréal i ke kauwela i hala aku nei a kāhāhā ka nui o nā kelepona uku - ua maʻalahi lākou e loaʻa.Aia ma kahi o 10 o lākou ma ke kahua kaʻaahi a hoʻokahi no kēlā me kēia 2-3 poloka ma ke alanui.Maikaʻi nā mea a pau a hana maikaʻi.
ma kahi o ʻumi makahiki aku nei.Ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia au a noʻonoʻo koke i kahi e loaʻa ai kahi kelepona uku.ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu kaʻu e hana ai inā ʻaʻole no ka poʻe kokoke i ke kaʻaahi.aia ma montreal
Ma ka hoʻohana ʻana i kā mākou pūnaewele a me nā lawelawe, ua ʻae ʻoe i ka waiho ʻana o kā mākou hana, hana a me nā kuki hoʻolaha.
Ka manawa hoʻouna: ʻOkakopa-14-2022